You're
on $MUTE.

The coin that's been trying to say something this entire call. Waving. Raising its hand. Still muted. Paired against $ZM on Longbow.

There's a whole meeting below

Meet the official
mascot of $MUTE coin

$MUTE is the little black mic icon with one job: say something at exactly the wrong moment. Always present. Never heard. Somehow still the most relatable person in the meeting.

Mutey standing in front of a blue Porsche GT3 RS
> the_vault

The vault keeps moving.

Hover to inspect.
The reel pauses on hover.

Mutey chairing a late-night boardroom meetingThe fatcoin meeting
Mutey on a couch on the moon looking toward MarsNext stop: Mars
Mutey leading a running of the bulls down Wall StreetRunning of the bulls
Mutey characters around a high-stakes poker tableAll in
Mutey strapped to a rocket climbing past the cloudsStraight to the moon
Mutey caught red-handed in bedCaught in 4K
Mutey walking out of an AMC cinema at nightOpening night
Mutey on a Zoom call grid, still mutedYou're on mute
Mutey giving a Wolf-of-Wall-Street speech to a standing ovationStanding ovation
Mutey calmly eating chips as the market crashes behind himBuying the dip
Mutey standing behind a blue Porsche GT3 RSWen Porsche
Mutey feeding ducks at a heavenly pondFeeding the ducks
Mutey overseeing a stock-token pair factoryThe token factory
The whole joke

“Sorry, you go.”

“No — you go.”

Proof-of-Audio
Latency-as-a-Service
The lore

The $ZOOM cinematic universe

$MUTE is a character that every single person who has ever used Zoom's platform can relate to.

Half a decade of collective video-call trauma, all pointing at one little muted mic. This is the canon he was born from.

Real footage · it actually happened
Meme canon · the formats $MUTE lives in
Gru's Plan meme: You're on mute Tweet reading: why does zoom have offices Zoom gallery view, every participant muted A Zoom call meme showing someone with their camera off waiting for everyone else to join Zoom meme captioned: Where's the mute button??? with a child photobombing a video call Zoom mute controls captioned: my trust issues so bad I don't even trust these Zoom meme captioned: Covid-19 vaccine gets invented, Zoom: sweating intensifies Zoom call collage captioned: official quote of 2020, you're on mute No one: me on my Zoom call with my camera off and mic muted
Community first

Rally the room.

Build an unmistakable community around $MUTE — united by a universal video-call moment, a shared language and a joke with room to keep evolving.

Demand + presence

Put $ZM in motion.

Make $ZM the route into $MUTE, creating repeatable demand while growing our presence across the ecosystem through original content, rituals and collaborations people remember.

The destination

Earn the mascot seat.

Become the official mascot for the tokenised side of $ZM — by showing up, contributing and making the muted mic impossible to ignore.

Official mascot status is the goal, not a current affiliation.
Meeting agenda

The tokenomics call

Short meeting. Could've been an email.

Live

$MUTE · agenda & attendees

Ticker$MUTE
Pair$MUTE / $ZM
NetworkRobinhood Chain
Starting FDVNear $20k standard
Team allocation0% planned
Longbow allocation1% of supply
Token taxNone planned*
SupplyVerify at launch
ContractCA_TBA
Launch note: $MUTE is planned for Longbow's bonding-curve launch on Robinhood Chain, paired with the intended $ZM token to be verified before signing. The $20k figure is a starting valuation, not capital supplied by the team. Longbow's launch form permits 0–9% team allocation; this plan targets 0%. No automatic buyback, holder yield, fee-compounding, or return is promised; any creator-led market purchases would be discretionary and publicly disclosed. *Venue trading fees may still apply.
Getting in

How to un-mute your bags

Pick a route, verify the contract, and get on the call.

1

Choose your venue

Buy through Fomo or Longbow—the two routes into the call.

2

Fund your route

Fund your Fomo account, or connect a self-custody wallet to Longbow with the paired $ZM token and a little ETH for gas.

3

Find the real $MUTE

Search with the verified contract address. Confirm Robinhood Chain and the $MUTE / $ZM market before buying.

4

Buy $MUTE

Use Fomo's buy flow or swap $ZM → $MUTE on Longbow. Review the quote, then confirm. Welcome to the call.

Join the call

2,000 people talking at once and every single one of them is on mute. Pull up a tile.